This is a very rough draft of some ideas I'm kicking around: Scientific reports are either given in the first person or at least presuppose a first person report. That is evidenced by the necessity of using indexicals to give reports. Indexicals include "this," "that," "here," "there," "now," "yesterday," "thereupon," etc. The use of indexicals involves a first person perspective because they situate what is being reported in relation to the individual giving the report. The practice of giving scientific reports begins in the first person. That is, science as social practice begins only after someone says, "I did this, then that happened." Eventually, reports can be given in the third person passive voice. "This was added to that; such and such was observed." But this is just a way of giving a first person report while leaving the reporter anonymous. It is parasitic upon the fir...